Eine Auswahl Fan-Parodietexte

Don't Dream It's Clover (Don't Dream It's Over) eBay Universe (Private Universe) I Got Flu (I Got You) Knicker Elastic (Italian Plastic) My Wife Is A Louse (Nails In My Feet) Paul Is Free (Mean To Me) Private Junipers (Private Universe) Skin Peeling (Skin Feeling) Stoned To The Bone (I Feel Possessed)

DON'T DREAM IT'S CLOVER

Eleanor Symonds

There's a feed-box within
There's a feed-box without
Try to find the salt-lick in an open field
There are cattle ahead
Many cattle are lost
But you'll never see the end of the grass
When you're grazing with me

Hay now, hay now
Don't dream it's clover
Hay now, hay now
When the cows come in
They come, they come
To build a stall between us
You know they won't win

Now I'm lowing so loud
There's a stone in my hoof
Rumination is causing me frustration but there's no proof
In the barnyard today
Tales of burgers and steaks
But they didn't change your placid bovine face

Hay now, hay now...

Now I'm walking again
At the speed of the herd
Now I'm counting the steps to the door of the barn
Only humans ahead
Barely hearing the moos
Get to know the taste of our dairy products and roast beef

Hay now, hay now...
 

EBAY UNIVERSE

(alucidor)

No time to waste on questioning the seller
At this price it's hard to ignore
PayPal balance isn’t getting any better
But I take pride in my feedback score
The highest bid on a rare CD
It's by my favourite band you see
Buy it now and shipping's free
Snipers set their sights on me

I will win this auction
Endless listings tempt my purse
It feels like shopping heaven
In my eBay universe

I have all I want, got so much stuff
There’s a whole lot more I’m bidding on
Every night about six o’clock
I log back in to check the stock
That old LP, it calls to me
It could go for 50p

I will win this auction
Endless listings tempt my purse
It feels like shopping heaven
In my eBay universe

And it’s something I have to own
Count the treasures that I have gained
My collection has grown and grown

I've been outbid but I won’t let go
Only two minutes 'til the item's sold

I will win this auction
Endless listings tempt my purse
Feels like shopping heaven
In my online universe
eBay universe

I GOT FLU

(Rangi The Sky Father)

I got flu
Its not what I want
And when I sneeze
Well theres a whole lot
I dont go out
In case you catch it
You'd get a rash
and have to scratch it

I dont know why sometimes I get poorly
You can see my eyes you can tell that I'm not well

Look at you
You are healthy
You are so well
It makes me angry
Somethings wrong
I feel so queasy
You show me
Tell me you're not heaving

I dont know why sometimes I get poorly
You can see my eyes you can tell that Im not well
I dont know why sometimes I get poorly
You can see my eyes can you tell that Im not well

Theres no doubt
That when Ive got flu
And You're without
I stay in my room
How do you know
How I am feeling
You're always well
You get on my nerves

I dont know why sometimes I get poorly
You can see my eyes you can tell that Im not well
I dont know why sometimes I get poorly
Can you see my eyes can you tell that Im not well

KNICKER ELASTIC

(Rangi The Sky Father)

I bought you pants from Rome
You say they feel like plastic
I called you on the phone
And made you snap your knicker elastic


I bring you socks and towels
You say they feel all fluffy
When you have had a bath
Oh how you feel so fluffy

When you go out with me
I'll be your glass of whiskey ah-ha
And when you come home with me
We'll both be feeling frisky ah-ha

I say come on lets strip
Not here, the railway station
I say we're having fun
And a little fornication

When you go out with me
I'll be your glass of whisky ah-ha
And when you come home with me
Then I'll be your man who is fluffy
The one who's for you
The little boy who's waiting while you're in the loo
I'll be your love provider drive you round the bend
I'll get all jiggy round the middle
Your needs I will tend ohhh

When you go out with me
I'll be your glass of whisky ah-ha
And when you come home with me
we'll both be feeling-quite-frisky-ah-ha

MY WIFE IS A LOUSE

(Roger D. Cullman)

My wife is a louse
It crawled through the window
Slipped across the floor and into the reception's womb
It entered the place of endless perspiration
Like an it on the forehead there's 10 or more think I'm screwed

Who is that crawling
You're my new companion
Run to the shower, oh this burning itch
And it brings me relief

Pass through the stalls
To find their next victim
Jump around in a strange neurotic state
Nook into lace, there's my connection
A million points to bite and a bad complexion I can taste

Cast me off one day
To lose my ineer missions
Scratch like a lap dog on a matron's knee
With the lice on his feet

I woke up the louse
Stumbled to hide ways
The scratch went on and everybody screamed "The lice!"
The savage review, it left me gasping
But it warns my tart to see that you can get it too

Cooties surrender!
Your scalp is so tender
Your kin is, like, hotter than a burning beach
Won't you bring me relief!

In the locker room, under the towels
In the seams, there is some more...

PAUL IS FREE

(Ross Clement)

He split and left for Australia
He had a bad case of distemper
And the sound of "This Is Massive"
Was a cold forgotten jive
Now Maddie's getting bigger
And Paul's quit sowing his wild oats

He had to escape
From five days a week
We all know that Paul is free
He boarded a plane
The band's not the same
Since the day that Paul is free

So Crowded House borrowed Wally
From the band of Sheryl Crow
And the sight of a paper airplane
Was a truly fearful thing
Coz Wal may not know the rhythm
And Neil's forgotten the lyrics

They can't carry on
'Til they learn the songs
All over now Paul is free
If their hope's alive
The band will survive
Even though Paul is free

I imagined Paul disposing of a nappy OOOOOO
I saw his eyes red from 3 a.m. feedings HAAAAAA
Well whatta you know, whatta you know?

Things may look dark
For Neil, Nick and Mark
Since the day that Paul broke free
Who'll inhabit this house
Noel Crombie or Scouse
We don't know who it will be


CH haben "Mean To Me" tatsächlich einmal mit diesem Text gespielt;
in Portland/Oregon hatte Ross 1994 den Text auf die Bühne geworfen.

PRIVATE JUNIPERS

(Steven Meade)

No time no place to think about the weather,
promise of rain is hard to ignore.
You said the grass ain't gettin' any better,
labor of lawn is ours to endure

You can run for shelter
Endless cuts and blisters curse.
But I will find you hiding,I your private junipers.

I have all I want, except a riding mower
Moving leaves with this noisy blower.
'Lectric clippers are quite neat.
Aerating lawns with spikes on my feet.

And its a pleasure that I will know
when you finally learn to mow, oh.

It's a tight squeeze, through deciduous tress.

SKIN PEELING

(Margaret Lee)

I like the smell of that stuff
Gimme that cocoa butter
You know I'll never get enough
That SPF all over
I love to be out in the sun
The sea and sand so healing
I'll sing and dance forever young
You'll see no skin peeling

I'm feelin' fine you're looking buff
Let me cover you
No sweat or surf could be too tough
This is waterproof!

UVB and UVA
We've got the full protection
We'll be much better off this way
When only hearts are burning
I think that healthy glow is hot
I like that soft feeling
Don't leather everything you've got
Don't lose your skin peeling

I love the setting of that star
I love the way it lifts me
I like you just the way you are
And you alone can warm me
So don't go risking a red mess (ick!)
Just cuz you worship that sun
Yeah leave that color for my dress
This cream's our new religion

15 works just fine
Let me save your hide

I like to meet up with that band
I like to cover every line
Drape em with Christmas lights
Till the laughing makes us high
I like to see Paul drum again
That's who I like
I like to talk to that guy Nick
Yeah Nick and Mark
and the other one  (volume starts to fade)
Yeah, Neil...
Rhymes with REAL..........

STONED TO THE BONE

(Janet Storm)

She said, I could never smoke pot
But I know you can, I smell it on your jeans
I had  one dime bag, now, but I suspect
That what was mine is now in your possession
I could see the smoke when I walked in, as the wind rushed in,
> From the kitchen table ashtray..
She said, NOBODY MOVE -

Or I'll flush it all down
I hardly know, which way is up or which way down,
Stoned to the bone, God only knows
Munching Doritos by the pound

It was one of those times wish I had a lighter on me,
Six feet floating off the ground -
Making gurgling sounds
Look above you - the light bulb's MOOOOing too
That kind of weed don't need a whiskey chaser..

Feel like flying....
Kissing my brother, Tim...
I just want to be there when he smokes it again

I hardly know, whether my coffee's weak or strong,
Stoned to the bone, God just says "No"
I feel possessed when you come down

Oregano invades my home,
As the family dog flies out the window
Look - it's Scully, and Mulder, too! -
They both want an explanation .......CALL THE LAWYER -
AND FLUSH IT ALL DOWN!
I hardly know
Which one is Spock and which one's Bones
My spleen it shakes like jello mold
I feel possessed when you come down.

Which one is Bones???!!!

I feel possessed when you come down.....